Back in black

There was snow in Denver when I left. It's warm and humid here.

On the flight back to Gulfport there was a snotty California ho' next to me. I tried to make small talk but she just iTuned me out.

I watched a lot of baseball and played poker this weekend. Didn't do any hiking as I planned, as the weather was inclement.

The following Yankees suck: Alex Rodriguez, Randy Johnson, Jason Giambi, Mike Mussina, and Gary Sheffield. All five are ioverpaid superstars and all have failed to win a World Series for the Yankees. It's amazing how much the team accomplished with Scott Brosius, Orlando Hernandez, Tino Martinez, Andy Pettitte, and Paul O'Neill in their steads.

In fact, the Yankees haven't won a World Series since Jason Giambi joined them, so I'll call it "The Curse... of Jason Giambi's steroids-shriveled testicles." Fuckers.